Why not just start an hour earlier?

Jesus Christ. The Oscars^® are already over time, and we haven’t even gotten to the dead people montage yet. I wonder if they’ll include Anna Nicole. She was in a couple of movies, after all.

Speaking of Anna Nicole, here’s the full version of that really fucked-up clown video her freeloading, coattail-riding, hanger-on “husband”/lawyer made of her.

This is the kind of thing they put at the end of tragic biopics.