You’re soaking in it!

It occurred to me that many of my younger readers might not get the “you’re soaking in it” reference. It harkens back to a simpler time, when a manicurist named Madge would dip her customers’ hands in a ramekin lined with a paper muffin cup and filled with diswashing detergent. Did she not have any actual beautician’s products? What would she use for dermabrasion—Ajax?

More, More, More

Seasons of the 70s continues here on Puck’s Prattle! I give you “More, More, More”, sung by the ever-lovely Andrea True.

This is an excellent disco video. The videography is quintessentially 70s, using split-screen and lame transitions, taped amidst a completely random mish-mash of coloured lighting.

It’s sung by a writhing porn actress in a fringed top and matching hot pants—and don’t forget the fuck-me boots! Her hair is done in a fantastically symmetrical flip-do. She’s most likely stoned on coke and/or Quaaludes and, like most porn starlets of the 70s, she probably has natural tits and a huge bush.

As if that weren’t enough, she’s singing about hot sweaty fucking. We have to forgive her if she’s having trouble lip-synching, though, as her jaw is most likely sore from the previous day’s shoot. (At one point, she looks like she’s about to stick the mic in her mouth. Force of habit, I guess.)

More, more, more—indeed!